Hey everybody,
Jen and I had a very successful condom program tonight. It was quite well-attended.
HOWEVER, a bandit stole the condoms from the display board.
This bandit should know that THESE CONDOMS ARE EXPIRED. SOexpired.
That’s why they were on a display board. DO. NOT. USE. THEM. Except maybe for arts and crafts.
Collins only has room for one baby gnome and that’s Santi.
Thanks
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College, sometimes you can be so wonderfully random and happy.
College, sometimes you can be so wonderfully random and happy.