spellboundsama:

So, here’s a thing I did! I’ve never put myself out there like this before, but I’m quite proud of this so I thought I’d give it a shot. It’s a parody of “Billionaire” for Pottermore about the unnerving tradition of sorting. I was really feeling this when I came up with the lyrics so I hope you like it, Tumblr! (Sorry about the sound quality! I do not possess the best equipment :/)

I wanna be a Hufflepuff sooo frikken bad…
Any other house would drive me mad!
I need my letter from POTTERMORE! This isn’t fair!
I was one of the FIRST to register!

Oh, when it’s time to get assessed…
If I don’t get the house I request… (yeah)
I will be so confused ‘cause I
Ohh I, I must
Be in the house I trust:
I BELONG IN HUFFLEPUFF!

I’d have an identity crisis.
It wouldn’t be nice if
I ended up in Slytherin,
THAT WOULD MAKE MY HEAD SPIN!
I wouldn’t understand my life anymore,
Did I know ANYTHING about myself before Pottermore?!
It would probably take a long time for me to get over it.
My friends would get annoyed and tell me that I should just quit.
…In Gryffindor I wouldn’t be glad also
‘Cause I am such a chicken. Me? Brave? (HAH) NO!
I just CAN’T BE IN ANY OTHER HOGWARTS HOUSE,
It wouldn’t make SENSE ‘cause it’s not what my character’s  about!
Hufflepuff it’s GOTTA be,
‘Cause nothing else would work, it would be a SHOCK to me!

Oh, when it’s time to get assessed…
If I don’t get the house I request… (aw, yeah yeah!)
I will be so confused ‘cause I
Ohh I, I must
Be in the house I trust:
I BELONG IN HUFFLEPUFF!

Oh oh oh oh
I BELONG IN HUFFLEPUFF!
Oh oh oh oh

Ravenclaw I wouldn’t mind very much, I guess,
And if I had to confess,
It’s actually my second choice.
It wouldn’t be too bad unLESS
I got into Hufflepuff. OH MAN, that’d be a dream come true!
‘Cause then the way I see myself would be VALIDATED and so…
Yeah, thinking that for me is SO comforting:
To KNOW what house I’m in and get legit straight from JK ROWLING?!
I’ll probly scream until my voice can’t handle it
‘Cause I’d be SO CONTENT, I’m in the house that has the BEST FIT!!
…And THEN my friends would be happy for me
‘Cause I wouldn’t complain!
BLACK AND YELLOW’S WHAT I BLEED!!
I’d say we all should throw a HOUSE party, (get it?)
But if I don’t end up a badger, we can forget about that!

I wanna be a Hufflepuff sooo friKken bad…
Any other house would drive me mad!
I finally got my welcome letter, but I’m still scared…
WHAT IF HELGA DOESN’T WANT ME THERE?!

Oh, when it’s time to get assessed…
If I don’t get the house I request… (aw, yeah yeah!)
I will be so confused ‘cause I
Ohh I, I must
Be in the house I trust:
I BELONG IN HUFFLEPUFF!

Oh oh oh oh
I BELONG IN HUFFLEPUFF!
Oh oh oh oh

I wanna be a Hufflepuff sooo frikken bad…..


(BTW, I got into Ravenclaw :|)